The Teacher is Always to Blame

Of course they are. How could any parent possibly be responsible for their 13 year-old child discussing the adult video they watched the night before with the other well behaved peers in In school Suspension? This "must" be direct result of the teaching they received the day before.

Let us also know the teacher is solely responsible for lack of respect a child may have during the school day. We all know our top lesson includes telling our students to say things like; "shut the hell up," "You are a retard teacher," and "This school is a faggot."

The second lesson includes ways in which to completely annoy others around you by screeching as loud as possible, grunting like a pig and tapping our desk with pencils.

Now, my favorite behavior we are responsible for is the sassy pants responses all teenagers have at any give moment. I am not sure where we got that lesson, but we sure did a hell of a job on that one... Way to go educators.

Teacher sure do contribute to society!