I crack one eye slightly as I roll to the side of the bed to gently slap my alarm quiet. It is only 4:50a.m. on a dark and grey Friday. I touch of adrenaline begins to slide through my veins, just enough to make me slither out of the warm bed and somberly walk to the bathroom to get ready for my first ride on my NEW road bike.
As I wade through my things I have carefully placed in my pack the night before, I realize I have forgotten one important item, my shower gel. So, I continue to double, triple and obsessively check every item, to be sure I have all the necessary things to get me through the day.
As I squeezed my self into the ridiculous shorts with a, what seemed to be, Depends diaper attached I looked down and thought, “What the heck am I doing?”
All right I am ready to hit the road, helmet (check), reflective jacket (check), gloves (check), new Shimano bike shoes (check), carefully packed Timbuk2 (check). I jump on and the adrenaline starts flowing like racing fluid in a newly revved engine. Clip, Clip and off I fly, with a little KT Tunstal singing in my ear.
Approximately .5 miles from the house I looked down and realized I forgot my front light. I race back reaching speeds up to 23 mph. Whew this thing can fly, I thought as I hopped off and run in to grab my light. I snapped my light on and turned it to flicker, so the on coming traffic can’t miss me.
Ahhh, the sky is grey, but I am ready to take in the morning air while burning a few calories. As I approach the intersection of hwy 47 and hwy 8 (approximately 2.5 miles from the house) I look up to see the light turning yellow and then red.
“Oh, now is the time I should think about unclipping my shoe from the pedal. “
As the tires continued racing forward panic set in. I applied the brakes in time to come to a semi-stop in the right side of the left turn lane. As I struggled to get my right foot out a gentlemen to the right of me in the other lane had a green light, yet he choose to wait for my stupidity to unfold.
I gracefully (okay, completely gracelessly) fell into the lane of which the gentlemen had a green light, landing directly in front of his truck. In a matter of seconds I jumped up with bike in hand and grasping for my water bottles beginning to roll away. I looked up, horrified to see the gentlemen rolling down his window and asking if I were okay.
Of course I instantly replied with, “I’m okay, thank you, I’m sorry…”
Just in time for my light to turn green as well. We all sped away to get on with our day. Only, mine was just getting started. As I turned to the left and veered to the bike lane I sat down only to realize the seat had been knocked askew. So, naturally I did not have any tools, therefore this would be the way I would now have to ride the remaining 15+ miles. Now, one might think turning around, going home, getting the car and calling it quits might have been the safer, more relaxing way to handle the situation, however this is me we are talking about.
So, off I went. There may have been a few expletives flying out of my mouth along the way (alright, more than a few). As I approached a decent size hill I thought, “well it isn’t raining and I can fix the seat when I get to work. “
As I crested the hill a new rush of adrenaline burst through my veins. I was disappointed as my new computer on my bike was not working (later to find out it was due to the earlier spill), but I was sure I had to be close to 27+mph.
THEN, BAME! My light flies off and bounces into the road. I come to a stop, turned around and grabbed my light just before a car plowed past. It was cracked, but still working.
“Gosh darn it! I should have turned around while I still had a chance.”
I was really letting some words fly now. No wonder people were staring at me.
Okay, so I made it to work finally. The weather held out, just in time for my ride home. I was covered in road grim, and dripping with rain by the time I finally reached my home again just after 5p.m. Friday night. I can’t wait to ride next week…